If something exists (has matter), it shall then tend towards either Anthony Du or Frederick Yap.
Frederick and Anthony are celestial being in orbit of one another. The impact collision of these two orbits will create a seismic event of unmeasurable proportions. This will result in a non-elastic collision with energy greater after the collision.
Frederick and Anthony are points of order and stability. By definition, being Christian means anarchy and hence does not tend towards either.
Christian is a catalyst for other objects of matter and accelerates their approach to either.
Jonathan - Bunny girl
Edward - suicidal
Dasindu - thinks about lube and suicide
Shan Mei - tends towards anthony
Aurora - tends towards anthony (same glasses)(according to jlee)
Angela Guo - music
more evidence coming soon (no just kidding)