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Don't use Quartz.

You monkeys don't bloody understand how it works, so why even try to use it? You don't have the damn common sense to understand how any of it works, and you don't understand or even try to understand the changes I make when I help you.

You don't have the due dilligence to look at the Quartz website, which provides a pretty damn good explanation of how to configure Quartz, and specifically most of the things just are obvious in what they do.

And when I tell you what to do, you don't do it. And you say it's my fault, or the fault of some mystical magical thing far away.

A smart man (if you consider Mr Gilbert to be smart) once told me that if your technology fails, its not the computer, its you. The majority of issues people encounter with Quartz is just human error. And what do most people do? Complain. Whine and whinge. Like it's Quartz's fault and not like they're just being silly. Like they're just not putting in a modicum of effort or common sense in attempting to rectify the issue themselves, and they are just expecting to be hand-held to the solution.

In summary, I am done. I don't want more Quartz users. Personally, I will be recommending people to use Jekyll.

I don't claim to understand how Quartz works fully. But, through my experience with it and my conscious efforts to play around and tinker with the code, I have a somewhat developed knowledge of how it all functions.

So please. Use Jekyll. Because until you make an actual bloody attempt at trying to, if not fully understand Quartz, at least understand how the configuration works, I strongly believe you don't deserve quartz.