By proclamation of supreme leader of the town individuals, mayor of the town, general secretary of the townunist party, overseer of the elections, premier of the town party, head of the mayo office, president of the town house, grand admiral of the royal town navy, mayo, emperor of the town people, the beloved, the almighty, the best chess player in the world(better than pranav), the best four-player chess player in the world, commander in chief of the towned forces, grand dictator, the chosen, the most esteemed slayer of wix users, the devourer of notionites, the most elite of townites, hero of the town, dictator of the town's minorities, head of the order of purity and stability of the town, bringer of the new town order, spiritual being of town, lord of all town provinces, CEO of town corp, laoshi of the younglings, murderer of the younglings, constitutional head of town government, the secretary of the town bureau, occult leader de jure(when christian is away), chair of town society, most esteemed ethical head of town ethics board, the one and only justice of the town judiciary, the jury, christian choe, the blesser of children, the eater of children, the grand architect, the constructor of societies, caudillo of the people, il duce, and so on...
It is the prerogative of the Mayo office that the welfare of the town is ensured by supporting the thriving immigrant population. In the pursuit of a brighter, greater future where immigrants and founders live side by side, the Mayo office has thus decided to implement a variety of policies to support potential immigrants. Chief of which is the establishment of the new Town Bank!
Upon consultation with the rest of the town's members, the Mayo office has decided that the bank shall hold no board, but instead hold open meetings for town members to participate in. This gives certain town members the direct democracy they so crave.
The goal of the Bank will be to offer financial incentives and loans to both town members and prospective visitors of the town who may be considering immigration.
It follows that the bank has full authorisation of the Mayo office to use its finances to further this goal however the bank sees fit. However, the bank may be vetoed by the Mayo office.
The bank has the following goals as recommended by the Mayo office in order to sustain and achieve prosperity and growth for the town:
By the will of the Mayo office, it is thus declared that from hence forth the Bank will operate as an official Town corporate entity, under the jurisdiction and approval of the Mayo office.
Signed,
supreme leader of the town individuals, mayor of the town, general secretary of the townunist party, grand admiral of the royal town navy, mayo, emperor of the town people, the beloved, the almighty, the best chess player in the world(better than pranav), chemistry sweat, commander in chief of the towned forces, grand dictator, the chosen, the most esteemed slayer of wix users, the devourer of notionites, the most elite of townites, hero of the town, mad dictator of the town's minorities, head of the order of purity and stability of the town, bringer of the new town order, spiritual being of town, lord of all town provinces, head of town taoiseach, the mantle of the town dali, CEO of town corp, laoshi of the younglings, murderer of the younglings, constitutional head of town government, the secretary of the town bureau, occult leader de jure(when christian is away), chair of town society, most esteemed ethical head of town ethics board, the one and only justice of the town judiciary, the jury, christian choe, the blesser of children, the grand architect, the constructor of societies, and so on...
Ed
I am no longer mayo how sad
