full credits to "kneecaps" (ghostwheel#3653)
https://pangrampangram.com/products/fsp (paid) https://beautifulwebtype.com/ http://www.love-letters.be/foundry.html https://typotheque.luuse.fun/ https://www.tunera.xyz/ https://www.suvatypefoundry.ee/ https://usemodify.com/ https://www.design-research.be/by-womxn/ https://www.futurefonts.xyz/fonts (mostly paid) https://v-fonts.com/ (some paid, some free) https://deathoftypography.com/typefaces/ https://www.fontshare.com/ https://www.fontfabric.com/ https://www.neogrey.com/fonts/ https://fonts.google.com/ https://www.theleagueofmoveabletype.com/ https://typetype.org/freefonts/ https://typedepot.com/ https://www.losttype.com/ https://pixelsurplus.com/ (some paid, some free)
https://www.generaltypestudio.com/fonts/cambon (paid) https://www.lexend.com/ http://www.love-letters.be/foundry.html https://fraunces.undercase.xyz/ https://pangrampangram.com/products/neue-machina https://github.com/evilmartians/mono?ref=uncut.wtf https://uncut.wtf/sans-serif/fungis.html https://klim.co.nz/retail-fonts/tiempos-text/ (paid) https://github.com/kaspernordkvist/uncut_sans https://github.com/stipub/stixfonts
variable fonts have to be encoded with: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/26867893/converting-and-rendering-web-fonts-to-base64-keep-original-look static fonts can use: https://transfonter.org/ either way, you are going to get an unholy vomit of letters and numbers. take that string and place it here:
@font-face {
font-family: 'name ur font something, some people say it should not be the same as a system font';
src: url('PASTE THAT AWFUL STRING HERE');
font-weight: normal;
font-style: normal;
font-display: swap;
}